Honest Abe

gigidigi:

a plumber + a princess

(via pyromanialand)

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

(via seekin-a-great-perhaps)

breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*

(via bubblegloopswamp)

woke-up-on-derse:

ghostystar:

imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

(Source: mandaara, via hunterthemusical)

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

(via christopher-whitelaw)

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via gendernugget)

dbvictoria:

How To Make Your Own Pair of Couture Pompadour 18th Century Shoes

(via jaws4d)

deddene:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

(via i-suck-dick)

annieelainey:

I AM A SMART, STRONG, SENSUAL WOMAN.

(via stophatingyourbody)

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

(via iwillmindfuckyou)