Honest Abe

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

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heartscale:

i can’t believe quizilla is shutting down… now how am i supposed to find out what anime elemental girl i am or who my yu-gi-oh boyfriend is

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heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

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squided:

"bisexuals are just being greedy"

This statement is correct.  I want all the donuts to myself.  No sharon you can’t have a donut.  Yes, I know there are 24 donuts.  Yes, I want them all for myself.  Fuck off sharon.

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“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.” — A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 5ft1)

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theladydiva:

~ 🍴 Studio Ghibli + Food 🍴 ~

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but does Candy want aaron carter

shslscubadiver:

Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average

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"You’ll meet a lot of jerks in life. If they hurt you, remember it’s because they’re stupid. Don’t react to their cruelty. There’s nothing worse than bitterness and revenge. Keep your dignity and be true to yourself."

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