a plumber + a princess
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
*drinks water to avoid talking*
imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them
imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful
the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time
if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
I AM A SMART, STRONG, SENSUAL WOMAN.